[Oda's web of lies will only get worse from here. Shuji exhales heavily, frustrated with these two disasters - but having bought the cover story.]

I get wanting to do something special for your anniversary, but that's no reason to aggravate your injuries. I'm sure Sakura doesn't want you to hurt yourself for her sake.

[At least he's correct about this part?]

Go back to your apartment. I'll leave you lovebirds alone so you can have a nice night in.